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Mc Lars Horris - 21 Concepts

I wrote a song about a fetus named Cletus who tried
To run for governor before he died
He lived in California but traveled worldwide
It was a big huge hit! Just kidding I lied
Theres the song about the 90s, I sampled Ace of Base
But kept it off the album in the interest of taste
Cheyenne Rock City, a song about touring
But rhymes about Wyoming are really very boring
As for the Churchill song, give me a break!
How many songs about England could my listeners take?
There was a track about women and the drama they bring
Hot Girls Make Guys Do Really Stupid Things
Remember Geeked Out? You dont but I do,
The geek shall inherit the Earth, its true!
I rapped about nerds being cooler than jocks
But if I wanted biased news,
I would have just watched Fox

[CHORUS]
Ive got 21 concepts but a hit aint one
If youre having lyric problems I feel bad for you son
Ive got a list of songs here I once thought were the bomb
But when I laid them down in ProTools
They all came out wrong!

Las Vegas Invasion was a sci-fi track
About aliens addicted to playing blackjack
I wrote a song about a kid who made his own flick
But got a bad review in Ranger Rick
I didnt want to get lynched or punched in mouth
So I didnt do that song making fun of the South
I did a song about how girls at Stanford are whack
Called College Is Where Girls Go to Get Fat
There was the KRS slash Nirvana debut
But the mash-up thing was so 2002
I did an anti-Bush track, and then I did five more
But Rock Against Bush was so 2004
I wrote a song about China, how could I go wrong?
I rapped in Cantonese about Mao Zedong
It went um goy, neh ho ma?
Nehih sik ying mun ma?

[CHORUS]
Ive got 21 concepts but a hit aint one
If youre having lyric problems I feel bad for you son
Ive got CD-R of tracks I once thought would be tight
But when I played it for my girl I slept alone that night!

Write a song about a can that gets crushed a lot
Write a dental hygiene jam that says, brush a lot
Write a Bill OReilly track that says hush a lot
No Im not a player I like Rush a lot!

[CHORUS]
Ive got 21 concepts but a single aint one
If youre still referencing Jay Z I feel bad for you son
So whats the secret to hip-hop, jazz, blues and rock?
Step one get out a pad and kill your writers block start!
Ive got 21 concepts but a hit aint one
If youre having lyric problems I feel bad for you son
Ive got a list of songs here I once thought were the bomb
But when I laid them down in ProTools
They all came out wrong!

Mc Lars Horris
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